(HUMOR) The Full Story: 3 Pilots, the Tribal Chief, and a Conversation in Heaven

 

✈️ The Full Story: 3 Pilots, the Tribal Chief, and a Conversation in Heaven

Three pilots—Pilot A, Pilot B, and Pilot C—crash-landed on a remote island after their plane suffered an engine failure. They survived, but were immediately captured by the local tribe.

The tribal chief—who looked terrifying but spoke in a strange mix of local dialect and English—announced the rules:

“You can live…
but each of you must bring 10 fruits from the forest.
After that… you must insert them one by one…
without making a sound.”

The pilots looked at each other, nervous, confused, and slightly horrified by this bizarre mission.

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🍎 Pilot A – Brought Apples

Pilot A returned first with 10 big, shiny red apples.

The chief signaled for him to start the “challenge.”

The first apple went in.
The second apple went in.
The third… his face began to twist.
The fourth… his lips trembled.
The fifth…

“OUCH!!”

Pilot A failed → and was immediately declared dead by the tribe.

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🍇 Pilot B – Brought Longans

Pilot B returned carrying 10 small longans. Much easier in size.

He began inserting them one by one.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6…
Pilot B stayed calm and hopeful.

The 9th fruit went in.
The 10th was at his fingertips…

Suddenly he burst out laughing—loud, uncontrollably.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

He failed as well, and shared the same fate: death.

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🌤️ In Heaven – The Reunion

Pilot A (apples) and Pilot B (longans) sat together in a bright garden made of clouds. Still shocked, but slowly accepting their fate.

Pilot A sipped his cloud-coffee and looked at Pilot B.

☁️ Pilot A:

“Bro… you were so close to passing. Why did you laugh?”

Pilot B tried to hold back his giggles again.

☁️ Pilot B:

“I laughed because… because I saw Pilot C coming back from the forest…”

Pilot A frowned, confused.

☁️ Pilot A:

“What did he bring? What made you lose control?”

Pilot B could no longer hold it. He slapped the cloud floor, laughing hysterically.

☁️ Pilot B:

“Bro… he came back panting… carrying 10 DURIANS!!!”

Pilot A froze for three seconds.
Then—

☁️ Pilot A:

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DURIANS!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?”

Pilot B nodded, laughing even harder.

☁️ Pilot B:

“I just imagined him trying to insert the first one… I exploded instantly!!”

Pilot A doubled over, holding his stomach.

☁️ Pilot A:

“No wonder you died—not from the fruit… but from LAUGHING!”

At that moment, an angel walked by carrying a clipboard.

😇 Angel:

“Gentlemen, you may laugh all you want…
But please don’t fall off the cloud.
We’re renovating the lower floor.”

The two pilots laughed even harder.

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🥭 Meanwhile – The Fate of Pilot C

Back on the island, Pilot C was still standing with 10 durians, looking terrified, confused, and mumbling:

“This task… is definitely not meant for humans…”